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Louie Mueller Barbecue is a barbecue restaurant in Taylor, Texas. Called \"the epitome of Texas barbecue\" by The New York Times, the restaurant focuses on beef brisket, beef ribs, hand made beef sausages, pork ribs, and other smoked meats. The restaurant is known for serving massive beef ribs that have been referred to as “dino.” Louie Mueller has operate